 What is Jennfomation?
It is a question we all ask ourselves now and then. Jennfomation was
the brainchild of our founder, Jennifer LaShawne Shreve, who developed
a unique formula for the mass manufacture of her creative process output,
which she aptly named Jennfomation. Reducing the above sentence to its
core components, we can deduce the following:
Jennfomation = Jennfomation
Jennfomation is open-source. You can obtain the formula
on this very Web site! [See: Total Jennfomation
Awareness]
Will Jennfomation ever be free?
When there is a low demand for a Jennfomation product, as is the current
state with Jennfomation-produced fictional short stories or the Jennfomation
TJA formula, Jennfomation is indeed free. Most of the time, however, Jennfomation
just wants to be free. Alas manufacturing and maintenance costs
of the Jennfomation Mainbrain force us to charge for these products. [See:
Jennfomation Overload]
Why not have a normal Web site, with pictures
from your last vacation, a resume, a blog of what you had for
lunch--normal shit like that?
Jennfomation would like to know: What would be the fun in that?
Hey,
I'm the one who's supposed to be asking the questions.
Jennfomation is a machine and cares not how you feel. However, feel
free to provide Jennfomation with your valuable feedback by answering
the following question:
Have your Jennfomation needs been met? [yes]
[no]
OK. Fine. Where is Jennfomation located?
Jennfomation is wherever you find it, however the Jennfomation Mainbrain
headquarters are located in San Francisco, California, and can be contacted
through the form on this site. [See: Jennfomation
Superhighway]
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