What is Jennfomation?
It is a question we all ask ourselves now and then. Jennfomation was the brainchild of our founder, Jennifer LaShawne Shreve, who developed a unique formula for the mass manufacture of her creative process output, which she aptly named Jennfomation. Reducing the above sentence to its core components, we can deduce the following:

Jennfomation = Jennfomation

Jennfomation is open-source. You can obtain the formula on this very Web site! [See: Total Jennfomation Awareness]

Will Jennfomation ever be free?
When there is a low demand for a Jennfomation product, as is the current state with Jennfomation-produced fictional short stories or the Jennfomation TJA formula, Jennfomation is indeed free. Most of the time, however, Jennfomation just wants to be free. Alas manufacturing and maintenance costs of the Jennfomation Mainbrain force us to charge for these products. [See: Jennfomation Overload]

Why not have a normal Web site, with pictures from your last vacation, a resume, a blog of what you had for lunch--normal shit like that?
Jennfomation would like to know: What would be the fun in that?

Hey, I'm the one who's supposed to be asking the questions.
Jennfomation is a machine and cares not how you feel. However, feel free to provide Jennfomation with your valuable feedback by answering the following question:

Have your Jennfomation needs been met? [yes] [no]


OK. Fine. Where is Jennfomation located?
Jennfomation is wherever you find it, however the Jennfomation Mainbrain headquarters are located in San Francisco, California, and can be contacted through the form on this site. [See: Jennfomation Superhighway]

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