Move over Viagra, there's a new lady in town

Once upon a time, doctors used to treat women for hysteria by placing a vibrating object on their coochies and letting her rip. Today we call our women troubles by a different name, but the cure is much the same.

Introducing EROS:
The Eros Therapy device is a small, handheld medical device that improves your sexual responses by increasing blood flow to the clitoris and external genitalia. It is lightweight, easy to use and available by a doctor’s prescription only. The Eros Therapy device is used in the privacy of your home and should be used three to four times per week to achieve the maximum benefits the Eros offers. You may use the Eros Therapy device either prior to having intercourse or therapeutically without having intercourse. Think of Eros Therapy as a conditioning routine to restore blood flow to your clitoris and genitalia and to increase your overall sexual satisfaction.

Apparently, suction is involved.

If you think you might need an EROS right this minute, I highly suggest taking the helpful quiz on their Web site. If you didn't already have "Female Sexual Dysfunction," you may have it now.