Speaking of things that will make you ill

Bucking the trend of providing customers with salads and fruits (because if you're eating fast food you're not a salad or fruit kind of diner), Burger King has come out with "The Enormous Omelet Sandwich." As a rule, I avoid any meal that has "big," "huge," "giant," "gordo," or "super" in its nomenclature. But apparently some diners will be enticed by this mouth-drying ad copy:
Wake up to a mouthful of breakfast with the Enormous Omelet Sandwich. Two slices of melted, American cheese, two fluffy eggs stuffed with three crispy strips of bacon, and a sizzling sausage patty, piled high on a toasted bun. The Enormous Omelet Sandwich from BURGER KING®. So big, breakfast will never be the same.

Ew.

In a review titled, "47 grams for breakfast--and it's not even tasty," one reviewer writes: The whole sandwich has a limp, just-microwaved softness; it sags in your hand and its mouthfeel doesn't even hint at the caloric damage.

Thanks (I think) to Steve Mockus for sharing.