Death in July

The following could kill you:
Large boulders

The following could be fatal:
Unrelenting stress of a year-long trial, especially if you're at the center of it
Overdosing after two failed suicide attempts
Hand foot mouth disease
An enlarged aortic root
Blockage in five of your seven major chakras (alas this is actually what a fake Tibetan healer told a Ukrainian woman in order to justify raping her)
Any sign of indecisiveness (to your career, if you're a CEO)
Making the mistake of "comparing U.S. servicemen who run Gitmo to those who guarded the prison camps in Nazi Germany"
Heat + respiratory problems
Allergies

Wondering what all this talk of death is about? See my original post.