Expressing your road rage could be fatal and other things to fear

Wow, being really behind on work can be fatal to your blog. My month-long experiment with fatality warnings in the news is nearing completion. But it's not quite over yet.

The following could kill you:
Being sat upon by a large cat in South Beach, to miniature dogs
Ronan Dex
Being sprayed by car fluids

The following could be fatal:
Heat stroke
Tuberculosis
Complacency
Expressing your road rage
Humans, to the rattle snake
"a repeat of last week's fumbling effort against the Bulldogs" by the Broncos
West Nile Virus, but apparently buying mosquito-eating fish helps
The undersoil heating system installed at Falkirk Football Club
Heart arrhythmias
Flawed policy
Retinoblastoma
Meliodosis, a disease caused by bacteria in the soil
Highway-construction delays, to people with a rare form of hemophilia
Ruptured aortic aneurysm
Streamlining Louisville, Kentucky's fire department
Park ban, for band that plays there
A delay in Iraq's adoption of its new constitution
Dengue fever
Loss of productivity due to bomb attacks, to London businesses
Car crash (registration required)

Wondering what all this talk of death is about? See my original post.