Google Ads wants to help you thrive

I just noticed that Google Ads is serving up some wonderful treats based on the recent content of this blog. "Have you got depression?" "Suicide thoughts?" "Need to talk?" "Online depression therapy." Given what's in the news lately, why not?

And speaking of what's in the news ...

The following could kill you:
Pancreatitis
"That old lady that lives up the hall and depends on her monthly check to lay in a thirty day supply of cat food? She could kill you at any moment just by walking past you and sneezing. I know a lot of people claim that you can't get AIDS from casual contact by I'm not buying it. If you're a store owner just touching a Social Security check can get you infected. I'm telling you gotta be careful. Nurse! More Halderol, Stat!"

The following could be fatal:
A hoax that distracts rescue workers during a real emergency (registration required)
Being a transgendered, HIV-positive Honduran woman in the U.S. who's sent back to Honduras
"a continuous stream of electricity "
Tailgating, stopping short in front of , or creeping up on a motorcyclist
The rays of the sun on a sunny day
Receiving the wrong medication for your congestive heart disease
Candor
If Michigan's offense slips a gear
Slow-release painkillers and alcohol, together 4vr

Wondering what all this talk of death is about? See my original post.