Martha for goths?

"Paint it Black: A Guide to Gothic Homemaking" by "Voltaire" is now in a bookstore near you (well, some of you).

From the promotional copy:
Close your curtains! Throw away your summery linens! Forget about those white eyelet pillow covers! And for Goth’s sake, buy some black lights! Voltaire is here to help you with your home decorating dilemmas, guide you through the hardware stores and decorating centers (which are so difficult for Goths to navigate), and lay it all out on the line about which shade of black goes with which shade of black. Who knows?! One day soon he might have his own decorating line at a discount store.