Who knew! Apparently Sprint's been celebrating a month of wireless etiquette since 2002. The next is just weeks away.
For the month of July, please don't do the following: --Dial your phone while taking the corner of a busy pedestrian intersection --Drive 30 MPH in the fastlane while catching up with your long-lost pal --Answer your phone in the movie theater during a particularly hushed moment --Change lanes without turning on blinker because you're too busy dialing --Wave hello or shake hands while clutching cell phone --Place cell phone on restaurant table next to silverware --Talk about your new STD loudly on crowded bus --Answer phone while taking crap in public restroom --Switch your ring tone to a bad rendition of a classical masterpiece
As of August, you can return to your rude, mobile ways. Thanks.
Horrified to see "Dawson Creek" starlet Katie Holmes dating wizened scientologist Tom Cruise? Of course you are. Age difference aside, why is he always grabbing her like she was his personal plush toy and why does she seem to be starring seductively at the paparazzi each time they smooch in public? Something's amiss. Fortunately you are not alone. At freekatie.net you can buy stylish raglan-sleeved and ringer tees and get the latest scoop on Hollywood's latest freaky romance.
Especially enjoyable is the visitor feedback posted on their site: "...you are nothing but a bottom-feeder waste of everyone's time. What a joke this is. Is your job to try and break up every couple you can think of? You quite literally have created the worst web site I have ever seen; and trying to exploit young, vulneralbe teens to purchase ridiculous merchandise for this 'cause' is despicable.At least go after Britney and Kevin - their home videos make me sick." "I don't mean to be rude. But I personally feel like if you want to free Katie, then why not free Ashton Kutcher from Demi Moore. They are the same age as Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Besides doing a web page about it is a little too much of none your business. I believe that they are big enough people on their own to work things out. There are plenty of people out there in the world that are some more than 16 years in age apart and they are doing just fine and are completley happy. So do me and other people a favor. STOP WAISTING YOUR TIME!!!!!" Sigh. Some people just don't know how to have fun.
Who knew! Apparently Sprint's been celebrating a month of wireless etiquette since 2002. The next is just weeks away.
