Friday, July 15, 2005

The fatality march continues!

The following could be fatal:
Holding your breath for a response from a telecom company to your letter of complaint
Making a mistake while piloting a fighter jet
A cocktail of booze and "the powerful narcotic painkiller Palladone"
The president of the Phillipines resignation

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Jennfomation fatality report for June 13

Wow, it's been a big day for things that could do one in!

The following "could kill you":
An explosive device detonating on your way to your cubicle (subscription required)
Going to the hospital, never mind what for

The following "could be fatal":
Moving this Iowa dude's racetrack could be fatal, but only to his business
Snake venom
Foot-and-mouth disease oubreaks
State and government "clawing match" over Medicare funds
Being a refugee who is sent back to Zimbabwe
Being in prison with a cardiac disease
Complications during or after pregnancy
Going on a hunger strike to protest labor policies in El Salvador

Wondering what all this talk of death is about? See my original post.

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Huffing! Scary stuff.

The following "could be fatal":
Huffing ether
Handling dirty bomb ingredients

Fortunately, nothing could kill you as of late. Perhaps a media preference for the passive threat over the active one?

Monday, July 11, 2005

Today's fatality report

July 9-10, 2005
The following could be fatal:
Pieces of foam the size of a cupcake

Taking a shortcut with Windows XP's sharing feature
Internal bleeding from a baseball blow to the head