 Total Jennfomation Awareness (TJA) comes about through a complex three-part
procedure of intake, processing, and output.
Intake
Raw information is transmitted into the Jennfomation Mainbrain
on a continual basis. This information comes from two sources: Unintentional
and Intentional Data Transmitters.
Unintentional Data Transmitters (UDT), popularly known as natural
information resources, are the most common, yet overlooked sources of
raw information. Examples of UDT include but are in no way limited to
the color of a tree, all white noise, overheard conversations, smells
that emanate from restaurants, and the feel of upholstery against one's
skin.
Manmade Intentional Data Transmitters (mIDT) are those that directly
seek to feed into a data receptacle, such as the Jennfomation Mainbrain.
They are artificially created and may be commerce-oriented. Examples of
IDT include TV shows, radio, magazines, books, and films, but also conversations,
Web sites, and emails.
Processing
Every piece of raw information that is fed into the Jennfomation Mainbrain
has the opportunity to recombine with other modules of raw information,
creating endless new combinations. Processing takes on three primary forms:
(1) the disposal of useless raw data into remote regions of the Jennfo
mainbrain; (2) the purposeful combining and recombining of various elements;
and (3) the observation, selection, and sorting of random combinations
of information.
Maintenance
Regular maintenance of the Jennfomation Mainbrain through diurnal cycling,
caloric intake, routine physical processes, randomized bemusements, sexual
intercourse in a closed (read: non-reproductive) circuit, and frequent
infusions of psychotropic substances and/or prolonged moments of concerted
mental negation enable the difficult work of processing to continue daily.
Output
Output is manufactured in a variety of predominantly "craftiary"
forms, which include, among other things, written and spoken expression,
musical assemblages, graphic design, bizarre physical contortions, and
the maximization of certain physical environments for optimal aesthetic
pleasure. The amount of output, while theoretically infinite, is in fact
regulated by the Jennfomation facility's Jennfomation Manufacturing Capacity
(JMC), briefly defined as the machinery available for use plus the time
allotted for production.
Resources
This process is powered by the electrical charge of imagination.
JMC = machinery + time
(UDT + mIDT x Imagination) % JMC = Total Output
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